• Greetings from Riverside—This Pixel Palace mix features ancient live takes from the likes of Quem Quaeritis, Gowns, and Whitman.

• Social media is more addictive than drugs—Science affirms something we all knew already.

• Cryptic Sharts—Local art celeb Champoy Hate opens his interactive debut solo show at Home Room.

• “It was like a little private pogrom”—Finally, the LAPD has saved the Valley from reefer freaks!

• It should come as no surprise—Vice uses flawless forensics to prove that Nicki Minaj is “100 percent without question actually Jay-Z.”

• “Are you ready?”—Thanks to Youtube, you can relive the entirety of Monday’s epic Mae Shi reunion.