This Monday, we’re all gettin’ hitched
EAT SHIT YOU XTIAN FUCKTARDS: I’m marrying my cat and my boyfriend at Monday’s show. You can too! Dress appropriately and have your spouses ready. There will be a mass marriage conducted by the most Reverend Sean Carnage at 12 midnight
Graffiti Monsters to rock Tetricide closing party 8-bit style Saturday night at Pehr
Mark DeNardo and drummer Luke Silas drove all the way from Brooklyn to slay you with Game Boy music. Wait until you see this…
Another reason to love Pizza!
The group very bravely told Best Buy stores—the sponsor of a summer concert series that Pizza! was to play next week—to take their crummy appliances and SHOVE IT. Why? Because Best Buy recently gave $100,000 to an anti-gay state senator from Minnesota. Pizza! wasn’t satisfied with Best Buy’s rational for supporting this dirtbag, so they pulled out. I say: BRAVO, MY DUDES
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NEWS: Mamy Rock is 70+ (and the hottest new celebrity DJ), Sweet guitarist Andy Scott sells van insurance on TV, Captain Beefheart banned by KTTV/Fox 11, hot new tracks from Jeff Witscher, Tleilaxu Music Machine, Myles Cooper, & more…
“By dint of obstinacy”: George Chen’s Zum label turns 12, hosts concerts this weekend in Oakland & L.A.
This Bay Area polymath explains what it’s like to be 29 in a scene of 20-year-olds—and still have the newest, hippest taste in music. HEAR TRACKS FROM HIGH CASTLE & CHEN SANTA MARIA
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NEWS: Psychopathic signs 5-year-old Juggalo (WATCH THE VIDEO HERE!), Amps for Christ player in Mad Men contest, the bodybuilding neo-Nazi porn star/emblamer, & more…
Game (almost) over: Tetricide closing party this Saturday
This Saturday, SEANCARNAGE.COM partners with Walt! Productions and Pehrspace to present the final blow-out party for the most mind-blowin…
WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO: Whitman’s “Tacos Like E’ryday” (feat. Clark 8)
Yum—tacos full of CASH. Watch this exclusive & be amazed.
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Lady Gaga sticks up for cocaine, Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh smoked angel dust with Jacko & Warhol, Justin Bieber’s autobiography, Ongina gives L.A. props, free music that isn’t free anymore & more…
OMG 5 years, DAWGZ! Still ragin!
YO WUDDUP ERRYBUDY!? IZ YER BOI, MAB DAWGZ. I’m here on Sean’s site again to tell you about some exciting shit! Spacehog signing autographs at the Sam Goody? NO DUDES! I’m talkin’ bout Sean Carnage’s fifth anniversary extravaganza! **MC PETER MORAN tonight—JUST ADDED**
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5 years of Monday Night jams: A chat with DJ Kyle Mabson
“Too gay for the gays / too heavy for the blogs.” You know you gotta read this duhh
Tonight: Essay returns to The Smell
“Model Music”…perhaps you’ve heard of it? I have been so obsessed. I even made a movie about them. See them perform with Weave!, Corridor, No Paws, & Leaving Records…
The New Age Party Music of D. Bene Tleilax
He’s a man on a mission called Tleilaxu Music Machine, aka the plan to make you move your ass/freak out /lose inhibitions. You can see D. Bene tonight with Laco$te, Wet Mango & many more…
Sexy farm: Psychic Handbook’s Alejandro Archuleta visits the queerest DIY commune, Planet IDA
Welcome to a place where civilization feels light years away & your only worry is, What shorty-shorts am I going to wear to the barn dance, or should I even bother, they’re coming off anyway? Read more & see Psychic Handbook at WE Artspace in Oakland tomorrow, Saturday, July 31!
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My former employer Here Media is threatening to sue me because of a Facebook post
This gay company is supposed to be for fighting for the underdog. Why do they act so shady?
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You are cordially invited to the Sean Carnage 5 Year Anniversary Party this Monday
Please join us for this extra special concert presentation—the 5th Anniversary of Sean Carnage Monday Nights. Featuring: Guns ‘N Broses, Mincemeat or Tenspeed, Nero’s Day at Disneyland, Justice Yeldham, Fleshtone, DJ Kyle Mabson & more. Thanks for your support!