• “SoCal rules the charts”—From Avenged Sevenfold (#1) to Best Coast (#36!? Wow!), the Southland dominates the Billboard Top 40
• Man DIES petitioning Warped Tour for cheaper water—Lack of hydration the suspected cause
• Aretha Franklin breaks two ribs—Laments missing hot dogs, conveniently skips Rangel dinner
• Jerry Garcia biopic denied use of Garcia’s music—This movie might not turn out so bad after all…
• Tantric sex freak Sting to market his own line of…—Salami! Go figure
• Music with heart—literally—Ensemble use heartbeats to generate music & visuals in real time
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