• Guess the celebrity pencil mustache—Hint: it’s not John Waters or a member of Abe Vigoda

• Sex game perverts Xbox Kinect—Options include furry costumes & David Hasselhoff voiceover

• When “going viral” is sick—EMI caught using sharing site they’re suing

• I was a Colombian cocaine sub captain—What it’s like to carry drugs under the water

• Xmas is coming!—Bridgetown Records’ sale includes #1 Internet hype band, Cloud Nothings

• Folktale Recs also prepped for the holidays—Uses point system & discounts