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• Bill “The Science Guy” Nye collapses at USC…& does not get rescued—Students too busy updating Twitter & Facebook

• Goth-er than goth—New Order designer Peter Saville’s gravestone for Factory Records chief Tony Wilson

• NYU professor has camera implanted in the back of his head—Will beam photos every minute to museum in Qatar