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• “Catfish” Collins R.I.P. age 66—Invented James Brown’s funky guitar

• Michael Rother interviewed—Deep conversation with the Neu!/ Harmonia/ Kraftwerk legend

• “Hey Claim Jumper, is that a Condom in My French Onion Soup?”—”The DNA didn’t match the family.” Eww!

• DNML’s report on his Tom of Finland Foundation show—Browse/buy

• Who’s the biggest hole in Lower Manhattan?—FOX News host to open Muslim Gay Bar at Ground Zero

• How to turn carrots into Bacon—YUM