•Band cancels for excessive shit—From the “Can’t make it up” dept.

• “Puberty is a natural thing”—Justin Bieber discusses, um, changes in his life

• $99 Helmet CD gets you into every one of their shows—Group pledges to be “very Helmet sounding”

• The comprehensive guide to “Sissy Bounce”—Courtesy of the NY Times (!)

• 6 new tracks from Daft Punks’ Tron: Legacy score—Sadly the Wendy Carlos original seems to have been totally lost in the mix

• Roxy Music back together, back on TV—Hmmm…At least Paul Thompson sounds good