• Meet Lady Gag Gag, the blow-up sex doll—She wants to take a ride on your disco stick

• “I hadn’t been to brunch in ages”—Former local musician (remember A++?) turned Atlantic food scribe chases mystery maple smell

• Don’t miss Chef Joshua’s vegan feast this Sunday—Will be a tribute to Najmieh Batmanglij’s Iranian cuisine YUM!

• Want to get punched?—Ask Mudhoney about “the glory days of Grunge”

• SUPPORT OUR SPONSOR—See the Shimmies at the 5 Star Bar’s new Friday residencies

• Facebook CEO ices bro—”Like”