• Gay friendly comedian raped onstage at Bonnaroo—Gwar singer fellated while crooning “Margaret Cho is a Ho”

• Death penalty for media piracy?—That’s what the music industry wants

• John Cale awarded by the Queen—CSN&Y star also gets an OBE

• Whitesnake wine—David Coverversion is now a vintner

• CBGB’s brand files for bankruptcy—One generation’s institution is another’s huh what?

• “Consume or conserve”—Everyday objects cast from human ash