• Foot Village travels east—They’d like you to be a part of this rare occasion.

• Download the Bridgetown fall sampler—Kevin Greenspon just won’t stop.

• Snack inventor to be buried with the chips—Who wouldn’t want a Doritos-filled casket?

• Batwings Catwings films a new video—Clay TV reports from the desert.

• Nic Cage is a vampire—This photo provides the indisputable evidence.

• Lou Reed is a comedian—This mp3 provides the indisputable evidence.