• Butt that looks fun—Hot new pixxx from Saturday’s Smell show

• Dio’s funeral a celebration—Watch for my video on this coming soon

• McRefugees—How to live for free in a Shanghai fast food joint

• In my room—Solitude stimulates creativity

• Strange critters—Stellaluna meets the locals

• “‘Shaved Bieber’ creator gets death threats”—From the “you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried” dept.