• Metallica announces album with Lou Reed—But how much will it suck?

• “Sympathy is performed”—Drew Denny shares inspirations with me in a post that includes the premiere of a new song from Big Whup.

• Bamboozling hookers kill famous midget wrestlers—It was an accident.

• Moses Campbell performs on Indie 103.1—Download the interview and set.

• David Lynch will open a Mulholland Drive-themed nightclub—It’s in Paris, because that makes sense.

• Pehrspace hosts a benefit—This awesome show will help a father fight cancer (to view the link, you must be logged in to Facebook).