• Priest replaces Downing—”Breaking the Law” was on the charts when new guitarist was born.

• Mothers of Gut unfurls Unking—Watch footage from the release of the band’s awesome new album.

• Captain Ahab cuts tour short—Don’t worry, they’ll still be at Pehrspace on the 22nd!

• “Se Satura Mi Cabeza”—Fernanda Ulibarri screens her new video at a free show tonight.

• Lab invents Internet kissing device—Here’s another Japanese sex toy that’s too weird for actual use.

• Arizonans get serious about secession—Fed-up liberals want “Baja Arizona.”