• NASA tests positive for cocaine—How else could they launch so high?

• The other NASA—To take you even higher

• While we’re on the subject…—Free Bowie doc Cracked Actor from 1975

• “Queers you should know”—Feat. Abe Vigoda’s Juan Velasquez

• “It’s not a band, it’s a cooking show!”—Our favorite Vegan chef (& rocker) Joshua Ploeg gets video’d

• Rolling Stone is hiring—Must love dogs