• “He put a hole in the wall”—magick ((())) orchids offers a free EP to preview their upcoming album on Vanity Projects.

• Hear “Chairman Gao” by Masxs—The Lottery League veterans have an accomplished and lush new song.

• MC Hammer launches a new search engine—The Funky Headhunter is now the Funky Linkhunter.

• Fred Durst is a “Douchebag”—That’s the working title of his upcoming sitcom on CBS.

• Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore are getting a divorce—Will Sonic Youth be the next rock dinosaur to die?

• “Live at Pehrspace”—Mothers of Gut has already released cuts from their Carnage Monday this week.