• Inspiring new art, every day—I really look forward to Dan “Demonslayer” Nguyen’s Daily Creations

• “The Picture Police”—Do Pitchfork & Lollapalooza have a right to ban photos in public spaces?

• Anne Rice quits Christianity on Facebook—”Like”

• “The sex education demo butt”—An adult novelty…for Babar fans?

• “How to win the love of a lady”—By Geoff Geis’ college RA (+ Bryan Adams)

• Cleveland man shoplifts $1,155 worth of meat—To pay for his cocaine habit, of course