• OMG Cat Rave!!1—I had a a cat lady/Web 1.0 orgasm over this

• Iron man—Ozzy’s genome mapped for the secrets of his longevity

• Must read: The tale of Metroplex—Detroit techno’s founding label celebrates 25 years

• Patterns of self-deception—What helps humans survive, make music, etc. also makes us delusional

• “I’m Comic Sans, asshole”—An open letter from the world’s most maligned font