• Santa’s little helper…is under arrest—Police seize marijuana Christmas tree

• Uncover your eyes—Watch the other Big Whup video that premiered Monday at Pehrspace

• Funniest band name contest—Win stereo gear from one of my fave sites

• Certified gold—Russian-born craftsman’s unique Strat for Prince

• Noise 101—Einstürzende Neubauten breaks down (their) sound

• Noise 201—A refresher course on the heaviness of Meddle