• “Went down like a concrete parachute, that”—Lemmy on “Urban Guerilla,” Hawkwind, Nirvana, banks in new video

• “We’ve lost control”—Steve Wozniak…also very candid!

• RSVP for Dec. 30th Battle Show at The Smell—Feat. Narwhal Party, Peter Pants, Signals, Mock Duck

• Jim Morrison’s cock finally pardoned—Morrison claimed “artistic expression was on trial”

• “Jim O’Rourke sells soul, song to Walmart”—Would you have guessed that this was his song?

• Is that a dick on your t-shirt?—Chloë Sevigny & L.A.’s own Opening Ceremony promote Robert Mapplethorpe Foundation