D. Bene Tleilax's guide to gettin yr party on, New Age-style

From the desk of D. Bene Tleilax, whose Tleilaxu Music Machine releases a brand new album this Monday:

We’re living in a crazy new info-soaked technological era and ya gotta get schizo to keep up with all the ways to get down. Shit’s comin at ya hard from all angles, waiting for YOU to figure out how to rock it. It’s evolution baby!

D. Bene Tleilax sez: “Ferment yr brain in a smoothie blended up from all these jams and you’ll be cruisin into the new age with some mad fresh style.”

Watch D. Bene Tleilaxu’s Ultimate New Age Dance Party Classics

Stacs of Stamina ft. Ears – “Roll”
Did I mention how important it is to be gangsta?

LFO – “Freak”
These girls have some ish to school you on.

I Am Spoonbender – “Replaced By Toys”
Open your head and process the data.

Caramell – “Caramelldansen”
They say it best themselves: “Listen and learn/it is time for prancing.” Word.

Delta 9 – “From Darkness”
Dark and hardcore… just like LIFE yo.

Animosity – “The Black Page”
Brutality and shredding is pivotal.

La Roux – “Bulletproof”
Don’t ever forget that you’re a digital girl in a digital world.

Jamie Lidell – “Daddy’s Car”
The integration of disparate styles y’all.

Captain Ahab – “U Want Me”
Irony ended recently so it’s okay to like emotional stuff again.

Naboa – “Snares”
If you can’t dance, try having a seizure—it’ll work just as well

“Now git on out there!!!!”